It's been awhile, I know...

Here's a couple to get your day started:

1)  Do crowded elevators smell different to midgets?

2)  Do gay guys douche, too?

Oh, Vaughn also told me yesterday that I was his "walking dictionary".  I'm not sure if that is a compliment or a curse, but I love him... :)

Happy Hump-day!

Under the Influence

He's back in the game folks!  I was getting a little worried that Vaughn was feeling a little bit of pressure after finding out that I created this blog about all the ridiculous shit he says...but he lived up to his reputation this past Saturday.  With the help of lots of beer and liquor (dare I mention the two fuzzy navels) the term "Vaughn Vocabulary" was born.  Move over, Webster.  There's a new guy on the block - and he likes prissy drinks...

Shall we begin today's lesson in Vaughn Vocabulary? 

1) Animant - aka, Adamant
2) Interlude - aka, Introduce
3) Fahlupa / Chalupa - aka, Loofah
4) Curricleum - aka, Curriculum
5) Gucci & Grabana - aka, Dolce & Gabana
6) Sodium Supinite - aka, Sodium Sulfite
7) Prenumcious (this is actually how he spelled it in a text) - aka, Presumptuous

I really wish you all could see the spelling / grammar errors when I post this...it is quite colorful on my end!

And finally, a visual of how the evening progressed...

Did I Give Him a Complex?

I'm not sure if creating this blog gave Vaughn cold feet, but he certainly wasn't up to par this weekend with stupid comments. Maybe the pressure is getting to him?  Only two...

1) "I'm like a super-hero without the cape, protecting the patrons." (In reference to his role as door guy at Speakeasy.)

2) "I wonder what Captain Hook's name was before he lost his hand?"